March 1, 2012
The president apparently has reworked an old campaign idea in his bid for re-election
(7:30 PM surly looking President Obama sitting on edge of desk glares at personal valet) Smithers, I know you always feel you have my best interests at heart, but I think this is gonna be a waste of my scarce free time. You know I like to keep my evenings free when the First Lady’s out of the White House
But Mr President I really think we need to talk to someone like…
Like last night, Smithers, was truly beautiful, literally orgasmic. Do you know how long it’s been since I’ve eaten at Taco Bell? By the way, you don’t think the First Lady suspects anything, do you?
Well sir, I think she is starting to notice that you always seem to gain weight when’s she’s on another vacation
Let’s change the subject Smithers. Why am I here anyway?
July 14, 2011
With enemies like Mitch the president doesn’t need friends
Transcript of February 23, 2012 Oval Office security video picked up by ObamaCam
(President Obama sporting a big grin, chair tilted back, feet up on desk, hands behind head and thinking out loud) Unbelievably good day all things considered. (chuckles) The way this debt ceiling thing is goin’, I might actually get re-elected. With enemies like Mitch McConnell who needs friends?
(picks up interoffice phone to private secretary) Ms Thomas, tell Smithers to get in here
Yes Mr President
(Door opens, head pokes in cautiously) Sir?
November 7, 2010
Some First Ladies just can’t turn their back for a minute
Try not to get too down sir. After all you do still have Senators Reid and Boxer working for you in the senate
Got anymore Advil?
You’ve already had six Mr President
I’m not looking for drug counseling Smithers
Sorry sir, here you go